I know where Doctor Frankenstein went wrong. He should have known better than to use a human brain. He should have brought a golden retriever’s brain back to life in the monster. Friendly, supportive, a great protector and all too willing to please. Something along the lines of Lon Cheney Jr. in My Favorite Brunette (about 5 1/2 minutes into this clip).
Oh, oh! Can I break the door down for you? Please! I wuv you!