Archive for January, 2010

Tough Guy

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

The old saying “Never judge a book by it’s cover” has many meanings. Some of the most courageous people I’ve met would never fit the general idea of a “tough guy.” I met a man that you would have taken to be a mild-mannered accountant (as per the generalization of an accountant), yet he had been shot down over Germany during WWII and escaped twice! So, spare a moment to listen to an old story, you never know who you may be talking too.

Yeah, it's a Shirley Temple. Want to make something out of it?

860 flavors

Monday, January 18th, 2010

While in the supermarket yesterday, I decided to check up on the ingredients used in a number of ice cream brands. Turns out that only one of the major brands is using the ingredients one would hope to find in real ice cream. And that is, Häagen Dazs. Now, if I lived in Venezuela, I could choose from 860 flavors in one shop.

I'll have a scoop of sardines-in-brandy, with sprinkles, please.

Boids

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

A new species of bird has been identified in Borneo. That’s a good thing since many species are under threat throughout the world. Almost all native hawaiian birds are at risk of extinction.

Damn paparazzi! Can't a bird get a little privacy?

Cold

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

You can never be sure about January in New York. Last week, I was outside in 20°F (-6°C) weather staining doors for the living room. Today it was 47°F (8.3°C)! So, I made sure to make good use of the warm temperatures, while they last.

47°! What do you mean it's 47°! It's January, for cryin' out loud!

Procrastination

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Well, sort of. Whenever I have time to work on a project of my own, it always seems to take longer to get started than when it’s for a paying client. With all the things that need fixing around me, it’s easier to go off in another direction than to sit down and attempt to be brilliant. Something about “Necessity being the mother of invention.” When there’s an anxious client looming, you don’t want to disappoint. Have to remind myself that I’m an anxious client, too.

Hmm, work on my book, fix the leaking plumbing, get the car running, paint the walls, reassemble the bathrooms . . .

Mileage

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Since the Detroit Auto Show press days have just ended, meaning that the new announcements from the manufacturers have also ended, a bit more on economy. Usually “economy” and “boring” end up in the same sentence when talking about cars. One of the most interesting things about electric cars is their amazing ability to accelerate. Even when they are a bit unusual.

Great mileage AND safety bumpers.

All Natural

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Even though it’s freezing outside, we decided to have some ice cream after dinner. Ever since I read that cheap ice cream used some of the same chemicals used in dry cleaning (that was 25 years ago, so it may no longer be the case), I avoided it. We’ve happily eaten Breyers. I happened to glance at the ingredients last night and noticed something new, Tara Gum. Now, you may remember, Breyer’s had a famous commercial where two kids were trying to read the list of ingredients on a box of cheap ice cream. They were having difficulty pronouncing some of the names.

Unilever bought Breyers in 1993 (and Ben & Jerry’s in 2000). Unilever’s explanation for the inclusion of “Tara gum” is that their customers told them that Breyer’s needs to be creamier. Supposedly, Tara Gum makes the ice cream appear creamier. Pardon me, but wouldn’t adding more cream, rather than a processed South African tree, make it creamier?  Perhaps a better explanation is that it makes the ice cream less affected by temperature changes. I find it makes the ice cream gritty and I’m not the only one. So from now on it will be Turkey Hill (until someone messes with that).

The pods from the Tara tree are an excellent source of environmentally-friendly tannins commonly used in the manufacture of furniture leather. Oh, yummy!

Zapped

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

It’s time for the Detroit Auto Show, we’re in for a sea change in our love affair with the automobile. I’ve always preferred small cars, my friends use to make fun of the odd things I drove. Once looked at an NSU Prinz but it was a little too tired. All those people that have been trying to run me off the road with their Ford Expeditions are now preaching the merits of hybrid technology. I’m a little skeptical, it’s very early in their development and many are rushed to market. It’s not that they won’t do what is preached of them, it’s more that they seem much too complex. We’re going to end up with cars that will be too expensive to repair when they are just a few years old. That means filling our junkyards with even more debris and heavy metals. Hardly environmentally sound. These designs need to be easily recyclable in addition to being efficient. It’s a great first step, if for nothing else than reducing our dependance on oil and driving down the price of gasoline. I’m waiting for hydrogen or, perhaps, a modern steam engine. Where’s the nuclear reactor powered Ford, they were promising back in the late fifties?

It gets great mileage. Mostly because I carry it where ever I go.

Automotive Ph.D

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Cars used to be something just about anyone could repair. I maintain my own cars and have restored a few 1960′s sports cars. The car I drive for most of the year I’ve owned since 1975 (it was already 11 years old). The repair manual for that is one book, about an inch thick. The manual for a recent Jeep is about three inches thick. A 96 Buick Riviera’s manual consists of two, 3 inch thick books. With all the safety and comfort controls in modern cars, mechanics need a degree in computer science.

Your car has a virus, we'll need to take it offline and reboot.

Groovy

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Some of the biggest stars of my youth are well past being eligible for membership in AARP and may soon be doing commercials for the Scooter Store. It’s both encouraging and frightening to know that we’re a generation that can work at what we enjoy to the end. It’s knowing how to do it gracefully that is the hardest part.

Now, "Hey, man, got any weed?" is something you ask your doctor.